Welcome to the world of
Dear (Insert Your Name Here),
Dapper crows walk with canes.
I’m clearly a dapper crow.
I make movies. I make music. I make art.
I sell things. You buy them. I buy new canes.
I relax in a rather large nest. Repeat.
Best,
CC
Featured Film
“Up All Night! with Crow Cane”
This, my fine feathered friends, is exactly where our story begins...
THEATER
Skip the line and jump into a fresh pile of Crow Cane Shorts.
Contrary to what you may have heard elsewhere, I have a crew of pals here in The Crow’s Nest who keep me company. At least one of them is rumored to bite. (*The first visitor to guess who that is gets a free piece of corn)
Here’s one of them now!
Click below to meet the crow crew!
It’s come to my attention that this is the finest shirt you will ever own. Seriously. Ever.
GAZPACHO!
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Toddlers hate Crow Cane
Don’t you know Crow Cane is for adults? Wait, I didn’t mention that?!?
*Full Disclosure: I’m a terrible babysitter. You can, and should, do better.